oogamisackura:

Oh my god i just realized
The ‘Heart’ symbol for Homestuck

See how it’s only half colored in and its separated from the other half.
Dirk’s ‘other half’ was Jake, and they had a particularly messy breakup. Nepeta gave her heart to Karkat, only to be rejected.
 Meulin’s redboyfriend Kurloz hurt her by turning her deaf in the great honk.
Heart players give a part of their love/affection to their significant other, only to be hurt in return.

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am

letslikemakememories:

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

what the fuck is wrong with this website

datkarkatass:

wafflesforstephanie:

elluka-clockworker:

gallifreyan-wings:

casuallyracistatthedisco:

towriteanalsexonherarms:

you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off

and then brought back to life, and then killed off again

BITCH PLEASE

Please children 

You complaints are but petty whining when compared to:

but no one can compare to

excuse you

strider-gonnastride:

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

I am so tired. Not only did I have finals today, but I also had a 3 hour driving thing with a driving instructor, and then after that, my parents dragged me around to all this stupid stuff because it was my sister’s 8th grade graduation day and it’s her “special day”

I also have to plan for comicon and what we’re going to do, when it is, and where it is

And then they asked why I was so grumpy. Wow, gee, I wonder?

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

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